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From: bwm@ccieng5.UUCP ( Morgoth Morgoth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: more final exams
Message-ID: <121@ccieng5.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 10-Aug-83 18:05:01 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 10 18:05:01 1983
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Here's another:

MEDICINE

Under your desk you will find a razor blade and a bottle of scotch.
Remove your own appendix.
Do not close until a TA has examined your work.