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From: gary@rochester.UUCP (Gary Cottrell)
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Subject: Grad students & Professors
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Date: Thu, 11-Aug-83 13:03:18 EDT
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From: Gary Cottrell  <gary>

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.

/gary cottrell