Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rochester!steve From: steve@rochester.UUCP (Steve Hammond) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: rude and crude (rot13) Message-ID: <2514@rochester.UUCP> Date: Tue, 9-Aug-83 11:50:08 EDT Article-I.D.: rocheste.2514 Posted: Tue Aug 9 11:50:08 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 12-Aug-83 10:48:34 EDT Sender: steve@rocheste.UUCP Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept. Lines: 107 From: Steve Hammond ------------------------------------------------------------ Jung ner guerr guvatf n avttre pna'g trg? N oynpx rlr, n sng yvc naq n wbo. ------------------------------------------------------------ Jung vf gur nzrevpna qernz? 1 zvyyvba avttref fjvzzvat onpx gb nsevpn jvgu n Wrj haqre rnpu nez. ------------------------------------------------------------ Jung'f ybat, oynpx naq fuhssyrf? Gur harzcyblzrag yvar. ------------------------------------------------------------ Sbhe Tnlf jrer fvggvat va n juveycbby ongu naq fbzr juvgr fghss sybngrq gb gur fhesnpr. Bar bs gurz cebpynvzrq,"Nyevtug, jub snegrq?" ------------------------------------------------------------ Qvq lbh xabj gurer vf n pher sbe urecrf abj? NVQF. ------------------------------------------------------------ Gjb zvqtrgf jnyxrq hc gb n pbairag naq xabpxrq ng gur sebag tngr naq nfxrq sbe gur zbgure fhcrevbe. Bar bs gurz nfxrq vs gurer jnf n zvqtrg aha ng gur pbaireg. Jura gur zbgure fhcrevbe fnvq ab gur svefg zvqtrg fznpxrq gur bgure naq fnvq,"V gbyq lbh gung lbh jrer shpxvat n crathva." ------------------------------------------------------------ Bapr hcba n Fngheqnl riravat gurer jnf n snezre jvgu guerr qnhtugref, nyy bs jubz jrer rkcrpgvat qngrf sbe gur riravat. Ng 7c.z. pnzr n xabpx ng gur qbbe. Gur snezre bcrarq vg gb frr n lbhat zna jub fnvq: "Zl anzr vf Ynapr, V'z urer sbe Anapr. Jr'er tbvat gb n qnapr. Vf fur ernql crepunapr?" Anapr pnzr qbja gur fgnvef naq bhg gurl jrag. Ng 8 c.z. n xabpx jnf urneq ng gur qbbe. Gur snezre bcrarq gur qbbe gb n qvssrerag lbhat zna jub fnvq: "Zl anzr vf Wbr, V'z urer sbe Sybr. Jr'er tbvat gb n fubj. Vf fur ernql gb tb? Gur snezre pnyyrq Sybr gb gur qbbe naq njnl fur jrag. Ng 9 c.z. nabgure xabpx jnf urneq ng gur qbbe, naq gur snezre bcrarq gur qbbe gb lrg nabgure lbhat zna jub fnvq: "Zl anzr vf Puhpx..." Gur snezre fubg uvz. ------------------------------------------------------------ Jung qvq gur yrccre fnl gb gur ubbxre? "Xrrc gur gvc" ------------------------------------------------------------ Jung qb lbh pnyy n yrccre va n jvaq ghaary? N fxryrgba. ------------------------------------------------------------ Jung qb lbh pnyy sbhe yrccref va n ubg gho? Fgrj. ------------------------------------------------------------ Jung qb lbh pnyy n oynpx tvey jvgu oenprf? N oynpx naq qrpxre crpxre jerpxre.