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From: djc@mh3bs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: re: religious jokes
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Date: Thu, 11-Aug-83 16:26:12 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 11 16:26:12 1983
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Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill, NJ
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		Speaking of religious jokes....

	One day, in Bethlehem, a crowd was gathering to prepare for the
stoning of a prostitute found offering her services within the city.  Well,
a kind liberal was watching this from his window, and decided that something
should be done to stop this, so he goes running into Jesus' house to ask him
to do something.  Jesus runs out into the square, just as the crowd raises
their arms to start throwing, and yells "STOP!"  Everyone turns and looks at
him and shaking his finger at them says, "Let he who has never sinned cast
the first stone."  While everyone sheepishly bows their heads and lowers their
arms, a stone suddenly comes sailing through the air from miles away, and hits
the prostitute square in the head, knocking her down dead.  At that point
Jesus looks over the horizon and yells, "MOTHER, sometimes you really piss me
off!!"


				(flames will burn in h*ll),
					Dave Carno, BTL, Murray Hill
					...!mh3bs!djc