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From: sdh@rabbit.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Leprosy! (raunchy)
Message-ID: <1791@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 11-Aug-83 22:25:36 EDT
Article-I.D.: rabbit.1791
Posted: Thu Aug 11 22:25:36 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 12-Aug-83 14:19:14 EDT
Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill
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what do you call a leper in a hot tub?

                      Stew.

what do you call a leper in a whirlpool with strawberries?

                      Daquiri

what did the leper say to the prostitute?

                      keep the tip.

why did they stop the leper hockey game?

                      there was a face off in the corner.

why don't they let lepers play poker?

                      Someone ends up throwing in their hand.

why can't lepers SCUBA dive?

                      they fall apart under pressure.

why did the leper leave the party?

                      people were using his back as chip dip.

why did the leper cross the road?

                      to get to his other side, silly!