Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekecs!shark!tims From: tims@shark.UUCP (Tim Stoehr) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: joke Message-ID: <1420@shark.UUCP> Date: Fri, 12-Aug-83 13:24:26 EDT Article-I.D.: shark.1420 Posted: Fri Aug 12 13:24:26 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 13-Aug-83 17:55:32 EDT Lines: 5 Recently there was an interesting story in the Oregonian. It seems that an elderly lady kissed her pet bird and caught a case of chirpees. You know what that is, don't you? It's a canarial disease for which there is no tweetment.