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From: ables@ut-ngp.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Aggies in space
Message-ID: <484@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 12-Aug-83 10:53:04 EDT
Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.484
Posted: Fri Aug 12 10:53:04 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 13-Aug-83 18:55:57 EDT
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Two Aggies on Spring Break were camping out in East Texas.
One night they were sitting at the campfire and contemplating
the full moon.

"Boy, I'd sure like to go to the moon someday," the first aggie said.

"Why not now?" asked the other. "I'll shine my flashlight up at
it and you can climb the light beam."

The first thought about this for a minute, but finally rejected the
idea.  "No, I know you," he said, "I'd get half way up and you'd
turn off the light!"

-ka (nbires!ut-ngp!ables, ables@utexas-11.ARPA)