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From: wm@tekchips.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: in netnews, you let your fingers do the talking
Message-ID: <264@tekchips.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 15-Aug-83 19:31:42 EDT
Article-I.D.: tekchips.264
Posted: Mon Aug 15 19:31:42 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 16-Aug-83 20:39:27 EDT
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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Today we find our hero traveling.  She stops in a small town and
enters the local saloon to have a beer.  In the bar are two men
gesturing wildly.  One of them is reaching up in the air, grabbing
at nothing and putting his hand in his pocket.  The other is running
his fingers across the bar, like in the yellow pages ad, only much
faster.  She goes up to the second man and asks:
	"What is he doing grabbing at the air?"
	"He's catching stars from the sky!"
	"And what are YOU doing?"
	"I'm getting out of here," he says, running his fingers
across the bar even faster, "that guy is is CRAZY!"

			Works better if you do the gestures,
			Wm Leler    wm.Tektronix@Rand-relay