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From: steve@rochester.UUCP (Steve Hammond)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: lwayers and farmers (rot13)
Message-ID: <2581@rochester.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 15-Aug-83 09:46:49 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 15 09:46:49 1983
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From: Steve Hammond  <steve>
Bssrafvir gb znal, rfcrpvnyyl ynjlref.  Onq ynathntr, rgp.
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N ynjlre, n qbpgbe, naq n nepuvgrpg jrer nyy oenttvat nobhg gurve qbtf.
Gur qbpgbe fnlf gb gur bguref, "Jngpu guvf!"  Ur juvfgyrf sbe uvf qbt.
"Pzba, Fpnycry [uvf qbt'f anzr], urer obl!"  Ur cbvagf gb n cvyr bs
obarf arneol.  Fpnycry ehaf bire naq dhvpxyl neenatrf gur obarf gb sbez
n cresrpg uhzna fxryrgba.

Gur nepuvgrpg, fnlf, "Abg onq, ohg jngpu guvf."  "Urer, Oyhrcevag. Urer,
obl."  Uvf qbt, Oyhrcevag, pbzrf ehaavat hc.  "Frr gur obarf, Oyhrcevag?
Tb gb 'rz!"
Oyhrcevag ehaf bire naq neenatrf gur obarf vagb gur funcr bs n cresrpg
yvggyr irefvba bs gur Gnw Znuny.

Gura gur ynjlre fnlf, "Ab, jngpu guvf.  V'yy ernyyl fubj lbh fbzrguvat."
Ur juvfgyrf sbe uvf qbt.  "Urer, fulfgre.  Pbzr urer, obl."  Fulfgre
ehaf bire, naq gur ynjlre cbvagf uvz ng gur obarf.  Fulfgre ehaf bire
naq va ab gvzr ng nyy, ur'f rngra nyy gur obarf, naq shpxrq gur bgure
gjb qbtf.


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Bssrafvir gb:  fgenvtugf, tnlf, fravbe pvgvmraf, snezref, ebbfgref,
ahaf, cbyvfu sbyxf, uner xevfuanf, naq sng jbzra jub ybir blfgre
chqqvat.
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Gurer jnf guvf snezre gung jrag bhg naq obhtug n lbhat ebbfgre sbe nyy
uvf uraf.  Frrzf gung gur byq ebbfgre whfg pbhyqa'g trg nebhaq yvxr gur
byq qnlf.  Naljnl, gur lbhat ebbfgre pnzr fgehggvat hc gb gur byq
ebbfgre.

"Thrff V'z gur pbpx nebhaq urer abj, byq zna."

"Lrnu, gung'f evtug.  Whfg bar snibe gubhtu.  V qvq trg pybfr gb Wraal
bire gurer.  Jr'ir orra guebhtu vg nyy.  Lbh pna unir nyy gur uraf urer,
rirelbar bs gurz, ohg whfg yrnir Wraal sbe zr . . . BX?"

"Fbeel byq zna, gurl'er nyy zvar, zvar!"

"Jryy, lbh ybbx yvxr n fcbegvat sryybj.  Yrg'f znxr n org.  V'yy org lbh
V pna orng lbh va n enpr nebhaq gur onea, naq vs V qb, V trg Wraal,
lbh'yy yrnir gur byq oveq nybar.  Vs V ybfr, lbh pna unir nyy bs gurz
uraf, Wraal vapyhqrq."

"Ner lbh xvqqvat byq zna!  V pbhyq orng lbh rnfvyl!"

"Lbh'er evtug. Ohg ner lbh pbpxl rabhtu gb tvir zr n urnq fgneg, fnl 10
cnprf?"

"Gra cnprf, ab ceboyrz.  Lbh fnl jura jr fgneg."

Jryy, gur byq ebbfgre lryyrq bhg "Tb" naq gurl jrer bss.

Nyy bs n fhqqra gurer jnf n ybhq fdhnx nf n fubgtha rkcybqrq.  Gur byq
snezre pnzr nebhaq gur pbeare pneelvat gur lbhat ebbfgre ol vgf pynjf,
qrnqre guna n qbbeanvy.

Guebjvat gur oveq njnl, gur byq snezre zhggrerq, "Tbqqnza, gung'f gur
guveq dhrre ebbfgre V'ir obhtug!"