Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site rochester.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rochester!steve From: steve@rochester.UUCP (Steve Hammond) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: who's better in bed Message-ID: <2590@rochester.UUCP> Date: Mon, 15-Aug-83 15:49:47 EDT Article-I.D.: rocheste.2590 Posted: Mon Aug 15 15:49:47 1983 Date-Received: Tue, 16-Aug-83 23:52:39 EDT Sender: steve@rocheste.UUCP Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept. Lines: 55 From: Steve Hammond Probably offensive to someone but not worth rotating because everyone reads all the jokes anyways... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A white guy and a black guy were talking in a bar. They get to talking about sex, and about the stereotype that blacks make better lovers. So they make a bet on which of them can do it the most times in one night and head off to the nearest house of ill repute. The white guy leaps into bed with his prostitute and enegertically screws her. When he's done, he grabs a pen and marks a "1" on the wall. He's now pretty pooped but manages another round, and marks another "1" on the wall. Yawning mightily, he then falls asleep. Around 4 in the morning, the white guy wakes up and decides he better get in one more just to make sure he beats the black guy. So he exhaustedly screws the prostitute one more time and inscribes one more "1" on the wall. Around 8 o'clock in the morning, the black guy barges in and wakes up the white guy. The black guy looks at the inscription on the wall and says..... "Wow! A hundred and eleven! You beat me by three!" ------------------------------------------------------------ Does anyone know the most random number? flames piped to /dev/null