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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: dirty Santa Claus (rot13)
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Date: Tue, 16-Aug-83 17:04:13 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 16 17:04:13 1983
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Fnagn pbzrf (hz, fyvqrf.  Ab frk lrg.) qbja gur puvzarl bs guvf
ubhfr, naq jura ur trgf gb gur obggbz, gurer'f n ahovyr
16-lrne-byq tvey jnvgvat sbe uvz.  Nyjnlf cbvfrq, Fnagn fnlf gb
ure, "Naq jung qb lbh jnag sbe Puevfgznf, yvggyr tvey?" Fur
fgnegf gb gnxr bss ure ebor naq fnlf, "V jnag lbh gb fgnl urer
naq shpx zr, Fnagn Pynhf." Fnagn fjnyybjf uneq naq fnlf, "Ub ub
ub, tbggn tb.  Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Fur
gnxrf bss ure ebor naq haohggbaf ure avtugtbja, naq fnlf,
"Chyrrmr fgnl Fnagn Pynhf," gb juvpu ur ntnva ercyvrf "Ub ub ub,
tbggn tb.  Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Gur
tvey unf ure avtugtbja bss naq vf fgnegvat gb fyvqr ure cnagvrf
qbja ure yrtf, naq fnlf, "Chhhyyrrrrmrr fgnl Fnagn Pynhf." Ol
abj, Fnagn vf jbexvat hc n urnil fjrng naq ur fnlf "Ub ub ub,
tbggn tb.  Tbggn tvir gur puvyqera gurve gblf, lbh xabj." Svanyyl
gur tvey vf pbzcyrgryl anxrq, naq fur'f ghffyvat Fnagn'f orneq.
"Chyrrmr fgnl Fnagn," fur fnlf.  Fnagn ercyvrf, "Url url url,
tbggn fgnl.  Pna'g trg hc gur puvzarl jvgu zl qvpx guvf jnl."
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