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From: ark@rabbit.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.misc
Subject: joke (?)
Message-ID: <1809@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 17-Aug-83 00:29:50 EDT
Article-I.D.: rabbit.1809
Posted: Wed Aug 17 00:29:50 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 17-Aug-83 20:40:32 EDT
Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill
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I heard the following conversation a number of years ago:

	"Define 'resistance'."
	"Resistance is what you have to overcome to
	get a girl to go to bed with you"  [I told you it
	was a number of years go!  I just tell 'em like
	I hear 'em --ARK]
	"No, that's impedance."
	"Why?"
	"Because it has a real part and an imaginary part."