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From: patch@orca.UUCP (Pat Chewning)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Texan Joke
Message-ID: <80@orca.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 17-Aug-83 11:42:32 EDT
Article-I.D.: orca.80
Posted: Wed Aug 17 11:42:32 1983
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	A Texan was skiing in Colorado and (skiing as Texans do) crashed
	into a tree and died.  He was SO BIG they couldn't find a casket
	for him.      
			So .......

			they gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.