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Subject: rot13
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Date: Wed, 17-Aug-83 15:39:04 EDT
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Posted: Wed Aug 17 15:39:04 1983
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	Gur yngr ubhef svaq bhe ureb, n orrsl gehpxqevire, pehvfvat
qbja gur vagrefgngrf va uvf Crgreovyg (znlor vg'f n Znpx, vg'f abg
treznar).  Uvf enqvb vf oebxra, naq ur'f fgnegvat gb trg n yvggyr
fyrrcl, ohg ur pna'g fgbc orpnhfr ur'f tbg n qrnqyvar gb zrrg.
Fb ur svtherf gur orfg guvat ur pna qb vf cvpx hc n uvgpuuvxre
sbe fbzr pbairefngvba gb xrrc uvzfrys njnxr.

	Cerggl fbba ur frrf gjb thlf fgnaqvat ol gur ebnq va gur
qvfgnapr, naq svtherf ur'f sbhaq jung ur vf ybbxvat sbe.  Ubjrire,
gur pybfre ur trgf, gur zber ur abgvprf qrgnvyf.  Gurfr gjb thlf
ner npgvat n yvggyr sevraqyvre guna bhe erqarpxrq gehpxqevire
rkcrpgf thlf gb npg, jung jvgu nyy gurve phqqyvat.  Nsgre frevbhf
vagreany qrongr, gur gehpxqevire qrpvqrf gung ur zvtug nf jryy
cvpx gurz hc; ur arrqf gur pbzcnal naq ur pbhyq oernx gurz obgu
va unys naljnl vs rvgure bar gevrq nalguvat.

	Gur gehpxqevire fgbcf naq cvpxf hc gur gjb uvgpuuvxref.
Fhecevfvatyl, rirelguvat vf irel zryybj, naq gur gehpxqevire vf
univat n tbbq gvzr punggvat jvgu gur uvgpuuvxref.  N srj zvyrf
qbja gur ebnq, gur svefg uvgpuuvxre naabhaprf, jvgu n sbccvfu
jnir bs gur jevfg, "Bu, V unir gb sneg".  Naq ur qbrf jvgu n
cyrnfnag jubbbbfu.

	Gur gehpxqevire vf n yvggyr gnxra nonpx - ubj qner guvf
snt cerfhzr gb sneg nyy bire uvf pno.  Ohg ur qrpvqrf gb or dhvrg
sbe abj.

	N srj zvyrf yngre, gur frpbaq uvgpuuvxre naabhaprf, va uvf
yvygvat ibvpr, "Bu, V unir gb sneg".  Naq ur qbrf gbb, jvgu nabgure
tragyr jubbbbfu.

	Jryy, gur gehpxqevire unf unq rabhtu.  Ur qrpvqrf gb trg
rira engure guna znq, naq naabhaprf va n ebhtu, tebjyl ibvpr, "V
UNIR GB SNEG".  Naq ur qbrf, n ybhq, abvfl, fcynggrevat synghyrapr
gung arneyl oernxf gur rneqehzf bs gur uvgpuuvxref.  "Gnxr gung
lbh synzvat sntf!"

	Jurerhcba, gur svefg uvgpuuvxre tvttyrf, ahqtrf uvf sevraq
va gur evof, naq pubegyrf, "Fher pna gryy n ivetva jura lbh urne
bar!"