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From: rcj@burl.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: duck hunting joke
Message-ID: <282@burl.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 17-Aug-83 23:59:39 EDT
Article-I.D.: burl.282
Posted: Wed Aug 17 23:59:39 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 18-Aug-83 12:48:40 EDT
Organization: Western Electric, Burlington, NC
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Two Polocks/Italians/any-other-picked-upon-group were out duck hunting
one day.  Although ducks had been flying over all day long, they had
not a single one to show for their days' hunting.  Finally, one guy
turned to the other and said, "This is pathetic.  We've been here all
day with ducks everywhere, and we don't have any at all.  We MUST be
doing SOMETHING wrong!!"  His partner looked at him and said, "Yep,
and I think I've figured it out, too.  We must not be throwing them
dogs up high enough!"

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