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From: trb@floyd.UUCP (Andy Tannenbaum)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Russian Jew
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Date: Thu, 18-Aug-83 11:16:34 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 18 11:16:34 1983
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Organization: Bell Labs, Whippany, NJ
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An oldie-

An old Jewish man is sitting on a park bench in Moscow studying Hebrew
from a book.  A Russian police officer walks up to him.

Officer:	Why are you studying Hebrew at your advanced age?

Old Man:	I'm close to the end of my years, and in paradise,
		everyone speaks Hebrew.

Officer:	And what if you end up in hell?

Old Man:	Oh, that's no problem, I already speak Russian.


	Andy Tannenbaum   Bell Labs  Whippany, NJ   (201) 386-6491