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From: davidson@eosp1.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Cruel Jokes Equally Aimed at Males and Females
Message-ID: <169@eosp1.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 18-Aug-83 13:43:32 EDT
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Posted: Thu Aug 18 13:43:32 1983
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Just to show that there are some people around who can balance
their risque humor:

1. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet seat?
   A toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you've used it.

2. What's the difference between a man and the weekend?
   The weekend never comes too soon.

Anyone else have a "cuplet" of offensive jokes balanced out so no one
gets upset?  Let's see them.