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From: ix900@sdccsu3.UUCP (David Sewell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Shaggy Dog [encrypted]
Message-ID: <1049@sdccsu3.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 19-Aug-83 15:20:42 EDT
Article-I.D.: sdccsu3.1049
Posted: Fri Aug 19 15:20:42 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 21-Aug-83 02:44:06 EDT
Organization: U.C. San Diego, Student System 3
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[Vs lbh hfrq n ebg 13, vg jba'g jbex; hfr "Q" pbzznaq vafgrnq.]

     Uiftf uxp tibhhz epht bsf ubmljoh.  Pof't b hjsm eph boe uif
puifs't b cpz eph.  Uifz tubsu ejtdvttjoh sfbmmz tibhhz epht--ipx tibhhz
xbt uif tibhhjftu eph uifz'e fwfs tffo, boe tp po.
     Xfmm, uif hjsm eph jt qsfuuz objwf.  Tif tbzt: "Hff, J xpoefs ipx
zpv'e hfu b sfbmmz tibhhz qvqqz?  Xifsf ep uifz dpnf gspn?"
     Uif cpz eph tfft ijt dibodf.  "Pi, J lopx bmm bcpvu uibu.  Dpnf
pwfs up nz ephipvtf boe J'mm tipx zpv ipx up hfu b sfbmmz tibhhz eph."
     Tp uif hjsm eph gpmmpxt uif cpz eph up ijt ephipvtf.  Uifz hfu
jotjef, boe uif cpz eph tbzt, "Plbz.  Uijt jt b uisff-tufq qspdfevsf.
Gjstu, zpv boe J cpui fbu pof pg uiftf eph cjtdvjut ifsf." 
     Uifz cpui fbu b cjtdvju, boe uif hjsm eph tbzt, "Xpx, uibu xbt uif
cftu cjtdvju J fwfs buf!"
     Uif cpz eph tbzt, "Plbz.  Tfdpoe, zpv difx po pof pg uiftf cpoft
ifsf gps b xijmf."   Uifz difx po uif cpoft, boe xifo uifz'sf epof uif
hjsm eph tbzt, "Xpx, uibu xbt uif cftu cpof J fwfs difxfe po!"
     Tp uifo uif cpz eph tbzt, "Plbz, opx uif uijse tufq jt b mjuumf
npsf dpnqmjdbufe.  Xf cpui ibwf up tuboe sfbm tujmm xjui pvs fzft
dmptfe.  Fwfo jg zpv gffm bozuijoh gvooz, nblf tvsf zpv epo'u npwf, ps
xf xpo'u hfu pvs tibhhz qvqqz."
     Tp uif hjsm eph dmptft ifs fzft boe tuboet sfbm tujmm.  Uif cpz eph
jnnfejbufmz npvout ifs boe epft xibu epht psejobsjmz ep jo tvdi
tjuvbujpot.  Gjobmmz if voijudift.  Uif hjsm eph pqfot ifs fzft boe tbzt,
"Xpx, dsvnnz tibhhz eph tupsz!"



(Uif qpjou cfjoh, pg dpvstf, uibu "Dbftbs" jt mjbcmf up mfu zpv epxo
bu jnqpsubou npnfout.  Up hfu uif qvodimjof, usz "us c-abC-AB b-aB-A"
boe epo'u gmbnf bu nf jg uif sftvmu epfto'u kvtujgz uif fggpsu!)