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From: jjr@ccieng5.UUCP ( James J. Roche)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY OF MEN
Message-ID: <127@ccieng5.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 21-Aug-83 13:31:16 EDT
Article-I.D.: ccieng5.127
Posted: Sun Aug 21 13:31:16 1983
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Farts silently while leaking, act very innocently, knows that the
	man in the next stall will be blamed.

Childish---Leaks directly into urinal bottom, likes to see bubbles.

Patient---Stands very close to urinal, waits a long time, reads newspaper
	  with free hand.

Efficient---Waits until he needs to crap then does both.

Tough---Bangs tool against urinal to dry it.

Fat---Has to take long blind shot from back, misses, wets on shoes.

Little---Stands on box, falls in.

Drunk---Holds left thumb in right hand, wets in pants.

Withdrawn---Places foot in urinal and wets down leg, thus eliminating noise.

Impatient---Always in a hurry, wets down back of guy using urinal ahead of him.

Hunter--Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps off edge of cliff, never wets,
	but scares the shit out of himself.