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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: witch joke , rot=13, damnit
Message-ID: <640@mit-eddie.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 22-Aug-83 15:01:52 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 22 15:01:52 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 23-Aug-83 01:07:11 EDT
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	Trbetr jnf abg n unccl zna.  Ur unq orra rzormmyvat zbarl
sebz uvf pbzcnal, naq uvf obff unq pnhtug uvz naq sverq uvz ba gur
fcbg.  Ur jbhyq unir gb cnl onpx gur zbarl, naq jbhyq cebonoyl tb
gb wnvy naljnl.  Uvf obff, orvat gur nffubyr gung uvf jnf, pnyyrq
Trbetr'f jvsr vzzrqvngryl, naq fur unq nyernql yrsg uvz ol gur gvzr
Trbetr tbg ubzr.  Vg jnf orpnhfr bs nyy bs guvf gung ur qrpvqrq gb
whzc bss bs gur ybpny oevqtr.  Nf ur jnf cercnevat gb whzc, naq byq
ynql unccrarq nybat.  "Jung ner lbh qbvat, fbaal?  Lbh'er lbhat naq
lbh unir fb zhpu gb yvir sbe."
	"Ab, V qba'g," naq ur gbyq ure gur fnq gnyr.  Fur gubhtug
nobhg vg n juvyr naq fnvq, "jryy, V'yy gryy lbh jung, fbaal.  V'z
npghnyyl n jvgpu, naq V pna znxr rirelguvat bxnl sbe lbh.  Cbbs!
Gur zbarl vf onpx.  Cbbs!  Lbhe obff vfa'g znq nal zber.  Cbbs!
Lbhe jvsr pnzr onpx."  Trbetr jnf ernyyl unccl naq gunaxrq ure naq
jnf nobhg gb yrnir.  "Gurer'f whfg bar guvat," fur fnvq.  "Lbh unir
gb gnxr zr gb n zbgry naq unir frk jvgu zr." Trbetr gubhtug ur jnf
tbvat gb ibzvg, fur jnf fb byq naq htyl.  Ohg, ur qrpvqrq, sbe whfg
n srj ubhef bs uryy, uvf yvsr jbhyq or tbbq ntnva.  Fb, ur gbbx ure
gb gur zbgry naq fperjrq ure.  Ur jnf srryvat cerggl unccl nobhg
guvatf orvat onpx gb abezny jvgu uvf yvsr.  "Fbaal," fur fnvq nf
fur jnf chggvat onpx ba ure pybgurf, "ubj byq ner lbh?"
	"Guvegl-sbhe," ur nafjrerq.  "Jul?"
	"Nera'g lbh n yvggyr gbb byq gb oryvrir va jvgpurf?"
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Randwulf
 (Randy Haskins);  Path= genrad!mit-eddie!rh   or... rh@mit-ee (via mit-mc)