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From: lsmith@ut-ngp.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Reaganomics joke.
Message-ID: <493@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 22-Aug-83 11:41:19 EDT
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Posted: Mon Aug 22 11:41:19 1983
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The man went to his doctor for a checkup. After the tests, the doctor 
called the patient in for the results.

DOCTOR: Well, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is 
that your body is wracked with cancer and you'll be dead in a month.

PATIENT: Oh my God! How could anything be good after that!

DOCTOR: Well, now for the good news. See that fantastic-looking 
nurse over there? I'm fucking her.