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From: sdh@rabbit.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: chil abuse jokes (pretty ugly)
Message-ID: <1884@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 30-Aug-83 22:35:24 EDT
Article-I.D.: rabbit.1884
Posted: Tue Aug 30 22:35:24 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 31-Aug-83 23:36:37 EDT
Organization: Bell Labs, Murray Hill
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How do you keep small children from running around in you garden?
     Simple! cut off their legs.
"mommie, mommie why do i keep walking in circles?"
    "be quiet or i'll nail you other foot to the floor."
"mommie, mommie i hate my sister's guts."
    "stop complaining and keep eating."
"mommie, mommie my egg isn't fresh."
    "don't be sill. now eat it up."
        "alright, but can i leave the beak and legs?"

says one nerd to another, "hey my brother quit smoking... he burst into
flames."

"my uncle died the other day, when he fell off some scaffolding"
     "what was he doing there?"
         "being hung"
"my dad died the other day from lead poisoning"
      "how'd that happen?"
           "in front of the firing squad."
"my sister died the other day from shock."
       "what happened?"
              "she was in the electric chair"



that's all for now. i gotta keep dodging those guys in the white suits
who insist they have i nice room for me at Belview...
send all complaints, compliments, insults, or death threats to
rabbit!sdh. i love fan mail.