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From: suhre@trw-unix.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Drunk Jokes
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Date: Tue, 30-Aug-83 19:52:13 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 30 19:52:13 1983
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	There were two drunks walking down a railroad track.
	The first drunk said "goddam, this sure is a long flight
	of stairs."
	The second drunk said "It wouldn't be so bad if the
	bannister wasn't so low!"




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	A drunk comes home one night to a row of tract houses.
	Since his perception is poor in his condition, he goes up
	to the wrong house.  His key won't work so he starts banging
	on the front door.  After a few minutes, the upstairs window
	is opened and a fellow hollers "You idiot.  You're banging
	on the wrong door."

	The drunk retorts "Is that so--how do I know you're not
	yelling out the wrong window?"