Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site qubix.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!qubix!steven From: steven@qubix.UUCP (Steven Maurer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: IOU Course Enrollment Form Message-ID: <473@qubix.UUCP> Date: Thu, 1-Sep-83 16:16:04 EDT Article-I.D.: qubix.473 Posted: Thu Sep 1 16:16:04 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 3-Sep-83 04:15:42 EDT Organization: Qubix Graphic Systems, Saratoga, CA Lines: 62 Apperance VOLUNTARY EDUCATION CENTER Enrollment Form Self-Paced or Individual Led Courses NAME ____________________ ADDRESS ____________________ PHONE ____________________ COURSE SELECTION (please fill in) Fees: Single -- $2.00/course _____________ _____________ Married -- $1.00/course _____________ _____________ Senior -- $0.59 Rebate _____________ _____________ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SELF IMPROVEMENT HOME ECONOMICS SI100 Creative Suffering EC403 How to Convert Your Kirby SI101 Overcoming Peace of Mind Vacuum to a Fully Automatic Rifle SI102 You any Your Birth Mark EC404 How to Convert Your Family SI103 Guilt Without Sex room into a Garage SI104 The Primal Shrug EC405 Cultivation of Diseases in SI105 Ego Gratification through Your Refrigerator Violence EC406 Burglarproof Your Home with SI106 Molding Your Child's Behavior Concrete through Guilt and Fear EC407 Sinus Drainage at Home SI107 Dealing with Post-Realization EC408 Basic Kitchen Taxidermy Depression EC410 Repair and Maintenance of SI108 Whine Your Way to Alienation Your Virginity SI109 How to Overcome Self-Doubt EC411 Convert Your Wheelchair through Pretense and Ostentation into a Dune Buggy! EC412 Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance BUSINESS AND CAREER EC413 Cat Hair Macrame EC414 What to do with Your BC1 "How I made $100 in Real Estate" Conversation BC2 Money Can Make You Rich BC3 Packaging and Selling Your Child HEALTH BC4 Carrer Opportunities in El Salvadore BC5 How to Profit From Your Own Body H202 Creative Tooth Decay BC6 The Underachievers Guide to Very H203 Exorcism and Acne Small Business Opportunities H204 The Joys of Hypochondria BC7 Tax Shelters for the Indigent H205 High Fiber Sex BC8 Looters Guide to American Cities H206 Suicide and Your Health BC9 Mortgage Production through Arson H207 Biofeedback and How to Stop H208 Skate Yourself to Regularity H209 Understanding Nudity CRAFTS H210 Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule C101 Self-Actualization through Macrame H211a Necessary Body Functions C102 Needlecraft for Junkies H211b Optional Body Functions C103 Cuticle Crafts H212 Aerobatics for Low Fliers C104 Gifts for the Senile H213 Dressing Right, Dressing Left C105 Bonsai Your Pet How it Can Change Your Appearance C106 How to Draw Genitalia H214 Braille System of the Female C107 Do it Yourself Surgery Anatomy MAIL TO: IOU ADULT EDUCATION, decvax\!decwrl\!qubix\!steven --------------------------------------------------------------------------------