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From: dennisw@tekid.UUCP (Dennis Ward)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: self-explanatory
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Date: Fri, 2-Sep-83 12:28:26 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep  2 12:28:26 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 3-Sep-83 12:00:16 EDT
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FORTRAN	for programming transients
COBOL	Cob it all!
SNOBOL	ever have one in the snow?
SPITWAD	dirtier and faster than above
PASCAL	pass California, and you can find the
C	from whence we went to shining see
BASIC	Bah (sic), Humbug!