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From: tims@shark.UUCP (Tim Stoehr)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: joke (rot 13)
Message-ID: <1439@shark.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 17-Aug-83 17:30:45 EDT
Article-I.D.: shark.1439
Posted: Wed Aug 17 17:30:45 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 18-Aug-83 22:11:43 EDT
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N cbbe lbhat sryybj jrag gb n juberubhfr bar qnl naq gnyxrq gb gur urnq

znqnz.  Fnvq ur, "V bayl unir $5.00, pna lbh tvir zr n oernx naq frr jung

V pna trg sbe gung."  "BX" fnvq gur znqnz naq gbyq gur lbhat zna gb tb

guebhtu gur qbbe nyy gur jnl ng gur raq bs gur unyy.  Ur bcrarq gur qbbe

naq jnf cyrnfnagyl fhecevfrq gb svaq n orngvshy lbhat ynql fyrrcvat

ba n orq.  Fur qvqa'g frrz gb jnag gb jnxr hc, fb ur ortna gb fperj ure

nf fur fyrcg.  Nf ur pnzr, ur jnf qvfgerffrq gb frr phz fcrjvat sbegu

sebz urer rnef.  "Znqnz, " ur pnyyrq gb gur xrrcre, "jung'f unccravat

urer?"  Gur znqnz pnzr va, gbbx bar ybbx, naq pnyyrq bire ure fubhyqre,

"Urael, trg va urer, gur qrnq bar vf shyy ntnva!"