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From: silver@csu-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Re: toilet paper
Message-ID: <2376@csu-cs.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 30-Aug-83 00:14:41 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug 30 00:14:41 1983
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Personally, I save time for later by separating all the little sheets as
soon  as I open a new  roll.  But  I've  never  resolved  the  IMPORTANT
question:  Should  the pile of sheets be  stacked  up  horizontally,  or
stood on end, between  bookends?  (And,  while we are at it, what is the
appropriate smiling face for biting sarcasm?)