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From: ddw@cornell.UUCP (David Wright)
Newsgroups: net.politics
Subject: Definitions of Republican & Democrat
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Date: Tue, 23-Aug-83 13:14:04 EDT
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From: ddw (David Wright)
To: net-politics

As long as Abhay K. Jain has raised this issue:
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The difference between Republicans and Democrats is this:
if a Republican who cannot swim sees a man drowning 50 feet from
shore, he throws the man a 25-foot rope and tells him to swim the
rest of the way because it's good for him.  If a Democrat who
cannot swim sees a man drowning 50 feet from shore, he throws the
man a 100-foot rope, then drops the other end and goes off to do
another good deed.

                         David Wright

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