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From: ginger@ssc-vax.UUCP (Ginger Grover)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: toiletiquette explained
Message-ID: <389@ssc-vax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 9-Aug-83 11:58:52 EDT
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Posted: Tue Aug  9 11:58:52 1983
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The plush toilet seat cover which prevents the seat from  staying
up  is  just  a woman's subtle way of reminding you that the seat
should be put back down.  Of course, it could also be a  form  of
vengance.   Remember  when she got up in the middle of the night,
too foggy with sleep to remember to check  the  position  of  the
seat  and fell the extra distance onto that cold, hard porcelain?
You thought she didn't hear you, snickering under the covers.

Personally, I  think  the  whole  shebang  could  be  redesigned.
Although it might eliminate the hilarity of watching him stand on
his head every morning.

                                ssc-vax!ginger