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From: laura@utcsstat.UUCP (Paul Torek)
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Subject: This is from Paul Torek's friend Adam Sandler #1 -- hamburger buns
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Date: Tue, 27-Sep-83 14:14:44 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 27 14:14:44 1983
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(for complicated political reasons involving who does, and does not
get to post news, umcp-cs!dr_who has been gagged at umcp-cs. I am,  
however, perfectly willing to help Paul beat the system by posting articles 
from him until he gets his own system (prometh) up and ready to send
news. If you want to reply to this, however, you had better send
mail to allegra!umcp-cs!prometh!paul. While I will forward any mail
for him that ends up here, the turn around time is not guaranteed to be
fast -- laura)

This article is actually from a friend of Paul's so there is double
indirection involved here.

******** begin forwarded article ************ 

The following is from Adam Sandler.  Send replies to ..umcp-cs!prometh!paul

Well fall is coming fast upon us, as we sadly look at the end of
summer or do we.  Many uno times this summer I have been to cookouts
and enjoyed most of them; except when I start eating.  That is rediculous
you say since what else do you do at cookouts but eat.  Well my 
family always has hamburgers and hotdogs.  So, you ask?  Well what do you
eat them with, a knife and fork?  Heavens to mercurtroid not!  A Bun.
A Hamburger Bun.  A Hamburger Bun With Seeds.  A Hamburger Bun With
*Little Black Poppy Seeds.*

Those stupid seeds are the dumbest invention ever.  They were probably
devised by some good for nothing business major who had nothing better 
to do in his spare time than go to cookouts or play on the computer.
Now what in God's name are  you suppose to do with them.  Make little 
firecrackers and explode them.  Write little words on your plate with 
them.  Certainly not enjoy their taste.  Unless you like working with
floss half the night trying to get the little fuc... out.  I got it, 
maybe they preserve the freshness in the bag because they certainly 
don't stick to the buns unless you enjoy buying a bag full of bird 
seed with a couple of buns thrown in for variety of the birds of course.
If any of you have any idea of what to do with these fantastic seeds,
please let me know, because I'm going vegetarian next cookout.

				--Adam Sandler, ..umcp-cs!prometh!paul