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From: rlr@pyuxn.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Back East vs. the Coast
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Date: Thu, 29-Sep-83 13:38:19 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 29 13:38:19 1983
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Like, I went to New York City, and, boy, was it gross, I mean I saw someone
like, throw up, and, boy, was it disgusting, 'cause in Eh Lay, like, we 
would NEVER let that happen, I'm sure, I mean if someone, like, even looks
like he's going to throw up they wouldn't even, like, let him into the
Galleria or ANYTHING, they'd, like, put him in a truck so that no one
could be grossed out or something, but anyway, like, my girlfriend, she's a
Val, but if you think she talks funny, like (SNIFF) [thanx, man] you should
go to New York 'cause they all talk with this, like, accent, as if they
were from some foreign country, UGGH, gross, like, and boy was it dirty,
I mean, I had these new shoes on and, like, I almost stepped in some DOG
POOP, gross, I mean don't know about plastic dogs or having special
surgery performed on their pets so they don't, like, gross everybody out,
I mean, I have this plastic poodle my mom got me on Ro-day-o Drive in this
shop, like, and I never have to walk it or clean it up or anything, 'cause
we used to have this, like, real poodle but my brother, the one with the
purple mohawk that he got at Jon Peters' salon, like, he fed it some of my
mom's pills, and boy did he get punished, having to sit in his room and
play PacMan all day, but my dad thinks he'll be able to write a made-for-TV
movie about it, if he can remember my brother's name, like, my dad's the
one who wrote that really great science fiction movie about this guy and
this princess in outer space---no, not, like, Star Wars, it was YEARS after
that, but it didn't make any money so they re-released it in 3D, and now it's
going to be a TV series, it'll go in Taxi's, like, time-slot, that is, like,
I don't know why he always has to go on business to New York, like, I mean,
why would anyone want to live, like, THERE, when there's so much out here, I mea