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From: stevens@teklabs.UUCP (Steven J Silberberg)
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Subject: Doggie doo
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Date: Tue, 4-Oct-83 12:30:19 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct  4 12:30:19 1983
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	I feel honored that my neighbor feels that my yard is worthy of his
dog's shit.  It serves as a great conversation piece when company comes.  It
forces me to clean the soles of my shoes every now and then -- a task I often
neglect.  And I just love to put out my ultraviolet bug zapper to zap all the
flies that the shit attracts.  It keeps solicitors off my lawn and stops the
neighborhood kids from jumping in my leaf piles.  But the best thing is that
when I want to discipline my 2 year old child, I just rub his nose in the shit.
Simple and effective.
-- 
Steve Silberberg