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From: davidl@tekid.UUCP (David Levadie)
Newsgroups: net.followup
Subject: Re: Doggie doo
Message-ID: <1579@tekid.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Oct-83 14:59:00 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct  5 14:59:00 1983
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I can't imagine what precipitated your article, it seems really random.
But I am obligated to relate the following:

Someone I know had your problem.  His solution was to dump half a can
or so of beef gravy on top of the "doggie do."  The doggie, being of
the usual canine intelligence, would inevitably proceed to clean up
his own mess.

(I wonder how many people just ruined their keyboard out there...)