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From: denny@beesvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: iowa jokes
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Date: Tue, 6-Sep-83 12:32:15 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep  6 12:32:15 1983
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Organization: Beehive International, SLC, UT
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I don't know if this stuff has been on the net before, but I was telling
these in the cafeteria and someone encouraged me to post them.

If you are from Iowa and wan't to flame at me or whatever, I will be more
than happy to meet you in the parking lot at Beehive Int.



Q. Why does the wind blow from north to south in Minnesota?

A. Because Iowa sucks.

Q. Why do girls in Iowa wear turtlenecks?

A. To hide their flea collars.

Q. What do you call 3 pigs and a tractor with a dead battery in Iowa?

A. The state fair.

Q. What do you call a pretty girl in Iowa?

A. A tourist.

Q. Why do the Iowa hawkeyes play on artificial turf?

A. To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

Q. What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a girl from Iowa?

A. It can't be done, there are some things a gorilla just won't do.

Q. What is the difference between yogurt and Iowa?

A. Yogurt has active culture.