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Subject: a ?new? LBJ
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Date: Wed, 7-Sep-83 23:08:39 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep  7 23:08:39 1983
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Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three.  One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the
   third to shoot the witness.

				Shamelessly plagarized.