Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekecs!jeffw From: jeffw@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: The farmer's convention - rot13 (profanity only) Message-ID: <2051@tekecs.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Sep-83 12:25:27 EDT Article-I.D.: tekecs.2051 Posted: Thu Sep 8 12:25:27 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 9-Sep-83 05:36:09 EDT Lines: 26 Guvf fghss nobhg Vbjn erzvaqf zr bs n wbxr V urneq bapr: Bapr hcba n gvzr, fbzr snezvat nffbpvngvba be bgure qrpvqrq gb ubyq n angvbany snezre'f pbairagvba. Abj, jvgu cebivapvny glcrf pbzvat va sebz nyy bire gur pbhagel, lbh zvtug rkcrpg n pregnva nzbhag bs sevpgvba va fhpu n tngurevat. Ohg abg fb. Rirelbar tbg nybat snzbhfyl. Gura pnzr gur svany zrrgvat. Qevax jnf sybjvat serryl, naq inevbhf snezref jrer cebcbfvat gbnfgf. Gur ercerfragngvir sebz Znvar tnir guvf bar: Urer'f gb gur terng onyq rntyr Bs gur tbbq byq H. F. N. Vg fcernqf vgf jvatf va gur fgngr bs Znvar, Naq FUVGF va Vbjn. Abj, gur ercerfragngvir sebz Vbjn jnf fbzrjung gnxra nonpx, ohg ur fbba unq na nafjre ernql: Urer'f gb gur fgngr bs Vbjn, Jurer gur fbvy ehaf qrrc naq evpu. Jr qba'g arrq n gheq sebz gung snohybhf oveq, Lbh qvegl byq FBA-BS-N-OVGPU! N angvir (bs Bertba), Wrss Jvafybj