Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 7/7/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!oz From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Polish joke Message-ID: <1141@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Sat, 10-Sep-83 00:01:13 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1141 Posted: Sat Sep 10 00:01:13 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 10-Sep-83 07:36:58 EDT Organization: CCI, Capitol Region Lines: 13 I heard this one the other day, and really liked it, so I shall share it with you. A man walked into a store and said to the man behind the counter, "I would like some Kielbasa, some Borscht, and some Polish Black bread please." The man behind the counter said: "You're Polish, aren't you?" "Yes," said his customer, "how did you know?" "Because this is a hardware store," said the man behind the counter. OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz