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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive religious joke
Message-ID: <1142@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 10-Sep-83 00:06:06 EDT
Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1142
Posted: Sat Sep 10 00:06:06 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 10-Sep-83 07:38:12 EDT
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A man fell off a mountain and as he fell he saw a branch, he grabbed for
the branch and got it!  He was hanging there for dear life, looked up and
cried out "Is anybody there!!"  A deep booming voice answered "YES MY SON,
I AM HERE.  WHAT DO YOU WANT."  "Help!!!!" cried the man.  "ALRIGHT," said
the voice, "JUST LET GO OF THAT BRANCH AND YOU'LL BE SAFE.  TRUST ME."  The
man thought for a moment and cried out: "Anybody ELSE up there?"

                                     OZ
                              seismo!rlgvax!oz