Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site mprvaxa.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!uw-beaver!ubc-visi!mprvaxa!plunkett From: plunkett@mprvaxa Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Rodney Dangerfield jokes Message-ID: <278@mprvaxa.UUCP> Date: Fri, 9-Sep-83 14:47:33 EDT Article-I.D.: mprvaxa.278 Posted: Fri Sep 9 14:47:33 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 11-Sep-83 04:48:18 EDT Organization: Microtel Pacific Research, Burnaby BC Lines: 12 Here's some Rodney Dangerfield jokes:- You know that expression,"Look out for number 1!" Well, while I was doing that, I stepped in number 2!!!! My daughter is like Federal Express. Everytime she goes out with a guy, she "Absolutely, Positively has to be there Overnight!!!"