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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The answer game or Carnak the magnificant
Message-ID: <1146@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 11-Sep-83 23:46:46 EDT
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Posted: Sun Sep 11 23:46:46 1983
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This is another entry from SON OF GIANT SEA  TORTOISE.   The  subject  of
todays  contest  is what Johnny Carson has been doing for years as Carnak,
list something that the audience  has  some  expectations  for  (as  the
"answer") and then use an usual question to go with it.  Some examples:

ANSWER:         1492 and 1776

QUESTION:       What are adjoining rooms in a Polish hotel?


ANSWER:         Somewhere Over the Rainbow.

QUESTION:       Where do you look for the signature on a Peter Max poster?


ANSWER:         Sterling Moss.

QUESTION:       What  do  you  give  a  gardener  on  his  25th wedding
                anniversary?


ANSWER:         Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful, Doc.

QUESTION:       Describe Neil Simon in seven words.


                                     OZ
                              seismo!rlgvax!oz