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From: naz@hou5e.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Damn Good Driver...(ROT13)
Message-ID: <797@hou5e.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 15-Sep-83 13:44:59 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 15 13:44:59 1983
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Vg jnf n ernyyl ubg, fgvpxl fhzzre qnl va qbjagbja Obfgba.
V jnf jnyxvat ba zl jnl gb jbex, jura V abgvprq fbzrguvat
hahfhny unccravat va gur cnexvat ybg gung V hfhnyyl jnyx ol.
Gur cnexvat ybg nggraqnag jnf ybbxvat qvfthfgrq naq fcvggvat
ba gur tebhaq juvyr fnlvat "Qnza tbbq qevire (fcvg), qnza tbbq
qevire!"

V gubhtu abguvat bs vg, ohg gur arkg qnl V abgvprq gur fnzr guvat!
Gur cnexvat ybg nggraqnag jnf fgnaqvat gurer fnlvat "Qnza tbbq
qevire (fcvg), qnza tbbq qevire!"

Ol gur guveq qnl, V abgvprq gung gur cnexvat ybg nggraqnag jnf fgvyy
fcvggvat naq fnlvat "Qnza tbbq qevire (fcvg), qnza tbbq qevire!"
Zl phevbhfvgl ebfr fb V fgbccrq guvf gvzr naq nfxrq uvz:
"Jul qb lbh xrrc fcvggvat naq fnlvat 'qnza tbbq qevire'?"

Ur fnvq gb zr:
"Vg unccrarq nobhg guerr qnlf ntb. Gur cnexvat ybg jnf nyernql svyyrq
bire pncnpvgl, crbcyr'f grzcref jrer ubg gb zngpu gur jrngure, jura
guvf uhtr, sng, fjrngl oynpx ynql va n tvtnagvp Pnqvyynp qevirf va
qrznaqvat n cnexvat fcnpr.  V gbyq ure "Ybbx, ynql, jr'er nyy shyy
hc nyernql!  Gurer'f whfg ab zber fcnpr, rfcrpvnyyl sbe lbhe Pnqql!"
Fur fgvyy vafvfgrq gung V cnex ure pne!  V gura gbyq ure gung gur
bayl fcnpr V unq yrsg jnf gbb fznyy sbe rira n IJ Orrgyr gb svg va,
ohg fur vafvfgrq gung V cnex ure pne gurer!  V fnvq "Ybbx ynql,
vs lbh pna cnex lbhe pne va gung fcnpr, V'yy rng lbh bhg!
(Fcvg) Qnza tbbq qevire!"