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From: naz@hou5e.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: tasteless joke...(ROT13)
Message-ID: <801@hou5e.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 16-Sep-83 16:38:37 EDT
Article-I.D.: hou5e.801
Posted: Fri Sep 16 16:38:37 1983
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Vg jnf n ubg fhzzre qnl va na byq Jrfgrea gbja.
Gjb zra jrer fvggvat va gur ybpny fnybba fubbgvat gur oerrmr
jura bar bs gur zra abgvprq n jbzna fvggvat ba n onefgbby
jvgu ure yrtf fcernq!
Gur svefg zna fnlf:  "Url, ybbx ng gung jbzna!  Lbh pna frr
ure oynpx ynpr cnagvrf orpnhfr bs gur jnl fur'f fvggvat!"
Gb juvpu gur bgure zna ergbegf:  "Gubfr nera'g oynpx ynpr cnagvrf,
gung'f ure chovp unve!"
"Lbh'er penml!  gubfr ner oynpx ynpr cnagvrf!"
"Ab, LBH'er penml!  gung'f ure chovp unve!"
Jryy, gurl nethrq nobhg guvf sbe n juvyr, hagvy bar bs gurz
qrpvqrq gb frggyr gur nethzrag.  Ur jbxr hc n jvab bss gur sybbe
naq gbyq uvz "V'yy tvir lbh $5 vs lbh jnyx hc gb gung jbzna,
ybbx orgjrra ure yrtf, naq gura gryy hf vs gung'f oynpx ynpr
cnagvrf be chovp unve jr'er ybbxvat ng."
Gur jvab nterrq, fgebyyrq hc gb gur ynql, chg uvf rlrf ng ure
xarr-yriry naq gbbx n tbbq ybbx.  Gur jvab gura jnyxrq onpx gb
gur gjb zra, jub jrer fnlvat:
"Gung jnf chovp unve, evtug?!?"
"Gubfr jrer oynpx ynpr cnagvrf, evtug?!?"
Gb juvpu gur jvab ercyvrq:
"Abcr, gubfr ner syvrf!"