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From: dvk@mi-cec.UUCP (Dan Klein)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Herpes
Message-ID: <156@mi-cec.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 19-Sep-83 11:58:46 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep 19 11:58:46 1983
Date-Received: Tue, 20-Sep-83 16:40:34 EDT
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An octagenarian goes to his doctor for his annual checkup, and when he is
done, the doctor informs him that he has Herpes.

"Herpes?  At 87?  You've got to be kidding!"
"Nope.  You have herpes."
"Damn.  At 87, I get herpes."

Well, he goes to the club as usual, and one of his friends flags him down
and says:

"Hey, how the hell are you?"
"Well, I feel fine, but I got herpes!  Imagine, I got herpes at 87!"
"Hey that's nothing.  I got General Motors at 38 1/2."


		-Dan Klein, Mellon Institute, Pittsburgh