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From: witters@fluke.UUCP (John Witters)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Slightly offensive joke about Texans
Message-ID: <378@vax1.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 20-Sep-83 11:54:40 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 20 11:54:40 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 21-Sep-83 23:32:02 EDT
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A construction crew from Texas was building a road in Africa.  The local lions
were eating Texans for their meals.  One lion was wasting away on this diet.
He complained to a companion who looked well fed: "I don't understand it.  I'm
eating just as many Texans as you are and I'm starving while you grow fat."
The other lion replied "Well, let me watch you eat, and see if you are doing
anything wrong."  They go out to the construction site and after waiting a
while, a Texan comes along.  The skinny lion lets out a load ROAR, leaps out of
the bushes knocking the Texan down, and starts eating him.  The other lion
comes out and says "I can see what your doing wrong.  First, you scared all the
shit out of him, then you knocked the wind out of him, and there is nothing
left!"


			I don't give a damn if you sign your name or not.

			- John Witters