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From: jalbers@bnl.UUCP (Jon Albers)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: If you like good jokes, hit "n"
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Date: Tue, 20-Sep-83 18:39:21 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 20 18:39:21 1983
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Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory
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A friend says these are good jokes, but somehow-----

Did you hear about the pumpkin who went to a bar Halloween night?

He went out and got smashed!!!
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What did the doctor say to the skeleton?

You better start eating, your awful bony today!!  ( I|-# )
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Why do vampires hate stake?

It gives them deadly heartburn!!!  ( ~=~ )
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Why did the ghost see his doctor?

He was feeling pretty pale!!!  ( >:_? )
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Did you hear about the monster that roared?

He sat on a thumb tack!!!  ( ????? )
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How can you tell when a skeleton is ticklish(sp?)?

When you hit his funny bone!!! ( IH-< )
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I warned you!!  (when you reply, put a return path as the last
line of text)..

	                                                    Jon