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From: suhre@trw-unix.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dog purchase
Message-ID: <440@trw-unix.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 19-Sep-83 13:06:52 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep 19 13:06:52 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 23-Sep-83 05:55:10 EDT
Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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An inebriated fellow went into a pet shop.  Pointing to a large
dog, he inquired "How much for that one"?

The shopkeeper replied "50 dollars".

Pointing to small dog, the lush said "How much for that one"?

The shopkeeper said "100 dollars".

The fellow cocked his head for a moment in contemplation.  Finally
he emerged from his thoughts and said "How much if I don't buy a dog
at all"?