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From: rene@umcp-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: religous bumber sticker
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Date: Thu, 22-Sep-83 10:59:52 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 22 10:59:52 1983
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My friend saw the following bumber sticker (for real!):

		LET JESUS BE YOUR ANCHOR

which can only lead to (in a true southern preacher drawl)

"So folks, when Satan rocks your boat, throw Jesus overboard!"

				 - rene