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From: dave@utcsrgv.UUCP (Dave Sherman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Slightly offensive joke about Texans
Message-ID: <2324@utcsrgv.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 25-Sep-83 01:01:30 EDT
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Posted: Sun Sep 25 01:01:30 1983
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Organization: The Law Society of Upper Canada, Toronto
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A Texan was visiting Israel, and wanted to impress his kibbutz host with
how big Texas is. Looking around the small area of land cultivated by
the kibbutz, he said, "You know, back home in Texas, I can get into my
car at one end of my ranch, and drive for a whole day, and still be
on my property."

"I know what you mean," replied the Israeli. "I once had a car
like that too."

Dave Sherman

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