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From: ocoin@pwa-b.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: WWII jokes (possibly offensive to Neo-nazis, but not encoded)
Message-ID: <86@pwa-b.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Sep-83 13:47:44 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 23 13:47:44 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 28-Sep-83 22:46:09 EDT
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     Adolph Hitler was having terrible nightmares, so he decided to
go see a fortune teller to try and find the source of his problem.
The woman could not solve his dreaming problem, but assured him that
he would die on a Jewish holiay.
     "Which holiday will I die on ?" he asked.
     "It does not matter," she replied, "any day you die will be
a Jewish holiday."



      A German soldier, in the final days of the war, decided that
he had nothing to lose, so he went to the nearest town and raped
the first girl he saw.
      After finished this brutal act, he smiled and said, "In nine
months you will have a son. You may call him Adolph."
      The girl smiled and replied, "In a few days, you will have a
rash. You may call it measles."


                                     
                    Please no flames about picking on ....

				Germans
				Jews
				Nazis
				Women
				WWII

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