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Subject: he and she
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Date: Fri, 30-Sep-83 15:48:15 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 30 15:48:15 1983
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The following was obtained during college and I will never forget
my first impression.



     He and She
	 Author Unknown


I'm sure you can imagine,
It's as simple as can be,
The place is very deadly,
The people, he and she.

She whispered, "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not," answered he.
"It's a good and simple process.
"You can rely on me."

She said, "I am very frightened,
"I've never done it before."
He started to convince her,
It wouldn't hurt much more.

"It's getting rather painful."
Tears were in her eyes.
"It's hurting quite a bit now.
"It must be quite a size."

"Now calm yourself," he said.
His face betrayed his sin.
"Just open a little wider,
"So I can get it farther in."

Suddenly with a jump,
She cave a frightened shout.
"Thank God," she cried in bitter pain,
"You finally got it out!"

Now you've read this very carefully,
It's a dentist you will find, 
It's not what you think it is,
It's just your dirty, dirty mind!!